yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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