I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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