i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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