is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon