is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.