I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog