You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
