So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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