By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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