Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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