Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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