it was like eating out sand paper
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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