It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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