Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Randomize
