Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Randomize
