Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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