what day is it and did you see me today?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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