i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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