i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
