You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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