i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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