Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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