Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
