We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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