She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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