Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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