i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize