so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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