3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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