I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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