New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We left an ass print on the piano.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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