who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
This toilet bowl is my home.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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