Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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