My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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