Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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