remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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