Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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