no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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