did you get engaged???
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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