I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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