Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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