Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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