that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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