Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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