): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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