I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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