When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.