Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
What a dumb baby whore.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity