I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.