Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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