Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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