the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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