there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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