i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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