whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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