That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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