So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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