Slut skills are useful in every country.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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